Watchmen(2009) will suck.

I say this with reason. Specifically, this:


That's the only smiley in the entire trailer. And that's the absolute last frame.

Go Zack Snyder!

How insults from teachers changes...

...as one grows older.

Class 2 "You're a bad boy."
Class 5 "You're a naughty boy."
Class 8 "You're a useless fellow"
Class 10 "You're a notorious character"
Class 12 "You're bad company"
College IIIyr "You're the black sheep"

"The Greatest Movie Quotes You've Never Heard Of, or Don't Want To Been Seen Talking About in Public!"

How often one does see a bad movie? These days, very. But sometimes, every now and then, even in the most nauseating of films, we come across a few gems of such clarity and sharpness, that they leave us stunned. They can inspire us, fill us with pride and veneration, leave us smiling, or simply give us something to talk about later. Without further ado, presenting to you:

"The Greatest Movie Quotes You've Never Heard Of, or Don't Want To Been Seen Talking About in Public!"

Obviously, this is too great a task for one man, so I implore you, please contribute qoutes that YOU think should be on this list. Leave it as a comment, and i shall add it to the list ASAP. Who knows, I might even create a wiki for this thing.


“What a man!”- Padayappa

“Live Free, Die Well” – Scorpion King

“Ek Chai Lao” – Sarkar Raj

“Nenu okka psycho, nenu okka sadist” – Bommarillu

"A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers" - Hottie and the Nottie

"Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy! And... we shall have peace." - Star Wars, Episode III

Russia, Win? Arshavin!

There's a construction company i saw the ad of recently, Aliens. I was wondering how they could have such a shitty name, until i saw their tagline:

Intelligent Living


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A pearl from ESPN-Star's face of football John Dykes, on the disruption of transmission during the Germany-Turkey Euro2008 Semifinal:

"...It seems they've had a lightning strike there...Its obviously a meteorological phenomenon, mind you, as opposed to a large group of people striking...very quickly"

Happy!

To everyone out there, happy Towel Day, Geek Pride Day and Universal Day of the Jedi!!!!!!

Check out http://www.thinkgeek.com for cool gifting options.

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Seen on a hoarding advertising draught beer at a local bar: "Demand Draught!"

Alert!

BITSAT 2008 Alert:
It's that time of the year again, with kids just getting done with the hassles of entrance exams, and beginning to face the hassles of admissions. Keeping this in mind, not to forget the extreme pressure on the aforementioned kids' parents, I am starting a counselling service titled "Most Excellent BITS Admission Help", where you(parents AND kids) can ask questions related to BITS, that you cant ask the excellent people at BITS itself. Yes, I mean stuff like enquiries about toilet habits of BITSians, housing facilities for BITSians, and whether they are in accordance with the Geneva Convention Guidelines (Speaking of which, I am reminded of the most-asked-about topic, ragging. Which doesn't happen, of course.), Dressing options for summer/winter and other fashion advice, and tips on how to travel light, among many others. I shall even address queries about doubts related to academically significant topics such as advantages of a relative grading system, the IQ-CGPA bell curve (which isn't usually discussed,revealed even, by most colleges.) among others.

Contact +919246214361 for details. Consultation charges negotiable, and so is the mode of payment.

PS. Asking for academic advice on Orkut is a bad idea. Besides, its mostly just peadophiles left on orkut now.

PSS. This post is not meant to hurt anybody's sentiments by not being meant to be read by those whose sentiments might be at risk of being hurt.

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On the momentous occassion of the Approximately-8-Months Anniversary of Being Honoured With The Honour of Being Made An Adjective, comments have been re-allowed on the blog. Celebrate!

Cyrpticorifislit

Artist: Senthil
Genre:
Blackened Funeral Doom Metal

Lyrical themes: murder, hatred, darkness
Origin: United States of America (Texas)
Formed in: 2005

Current line-up
Plague
Vomit
Former/past member(s)
Wretch - Guitars (R.I.P.)

Notes:
The first 15 copies are stained with the band members' blood.

While recording vocals, the members intermittently strangled themselves with
chains.

Song List:
1. Crypticorifislit 26:55

A lot of screaming, then the voice of a guy abusing someone in an unknown language, then sound of the man beating up a woman, followed by the woman crying and moaning. ALL this rounded off with some more screaming.