Armageddon sex

Armageddon sex:

1. Mount passing meteor is space
2. Position yourself such that penis is facing planet in picture.
3. Aim towards orifice penis is to be inserted into.
4. Die during single-stroke liquefying orgasm.


Someone suggested that orgasms don't kill. Well, that may be true, but when you're crushed by a crashing meteor, you don't tend to stay solid and 3 dimensional for long.